Gospel meeting topic: Social Networking ?

Anyone got any ideas on on how to bring a gospel message out of the current craze of social networking ?

Gospel meeting topic: Social Networking ?
nope... It can't be done. Quite now and save us all a lot of wasted time.
Reply:Don't be condemning or you'll make yourself unpopular from the outset. However do explain that there are consequences for our actions however small and that it is best to live life principled to avoid hardship.
Reply:Why don't you discuss the validity of the eternal Bible message for times like this???





In Bible times it was very easy for you to go out to buy yourself a suitable slave and do with him/her anything your little heart desires with all of God's blessings!!! You can use the slave for the kinkiest imaginable gay sex, bizarre or straight. There are plenty of arguments in the Bible to justify ANY KIND OF KINKY SEX OR FETISH!!! Believe it or not, pedophilia in all its forms is PERMITTED and regulated in the Bible, Old and New Testaments nothing has changed!!! If you like to have a little girl for a while for whatever pleasure YOU DON’T DATE HER! You buy her as a slave from a God fearing fellow Israelite in need of money, or even from some good Christian parents!!! Are you into necrophilia? The Bible allows the stoning of men (NOT WOMEN) having sex together! Although there is no Biblical record whatsoever of any homosexual stoned to death! But there is an example in the Bible of a man picking up sticks in the dessert!!! (here you need to have faith to believe sticks in the dessert!) on the Sabbath day. He was stoned to death for the enjoyment of a few chosen “stone throwers”! God ordered to have him stoned to death AFTER he was caught and BEFORE any sentence was ever prescribed in the Law of God for breaking the Sabbath! That’s divine justice! Amen?





Titus 2:9 (NIV) Teach slaves* (*including young little girl slaves) to be subject to their masters in everything* (*and I mean, EVERYTHING without restrictions no matter how kinky!!!), to try to please them, not to talk back to them,





Exodus 21:20-21 NIV “If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod* (*for whatever reason!) and the slave dies as a direct result* (*especially if the master is drunk!), he must be punished* (*but how? will the master or mistress get a slap on the wrist?), but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property* [*KJV says “his money”* (*he/she is not even a human being like the slaves were treated in Christian Colonial America!!!)].





So you can keep beating your male or female slave to a pulp every third day or so and as long as he/she recovers you are a HOLY and RIGHTEOUS person before our Loving God and Heavenly Father! The whole Bible is decisively pro-slavery of the kinkiest sort!





1 Peter 2:18 (NIV) Slaves* (*including young slave girls!), submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.* (*how kinky can you get?)





Exodus 21:7-8 (NIV) "If a MAN SELLS his DAUGHTER* (*NOT HIS SON but his daughter!!!) as a SLAVE, SHE is not to go free as male slaves do (Biblical Sexual Discrimination 101). If she does not please the master who has selected her for himself* (*for whatever kinky pleasure), he must let her be redeemed. He has no right to sell her to foreigners, because he has broken faith with her.





Can you imagine her fate if her God fearing daddy doesn't want her back and her master is a sadistic sexual pervert? Another more subtle way of getting a GIRL for a wife is to go and be a predator at a ball party and watch the girls dancing and grab for yourself anyone that you wish to have for a wife… The Law of God has a loophole that allows you this pleasure, too! No silly dating necessary!!!





Judges 21:23 * So that is what the Benjamites did. While the girls were dancing, each man caught one and carried her off to be his wife. Then they returned to their inheritance and rebuilt the towns and settled in them.





In Bible days women had no rights and were worth much less than men! As long as the master or mistress follow the Bible injunctions they are Holy people! Amen?





Luke 16:17 (NIV) (Jesus said) It is easier for heaven and earth to disappear than for the least stroke of a pen to drop out of the Law.





Hopefully our secular government will never follow any Law of God! At one time we did and a lot of innocent ladies were hung from a tree until dead! The first felons to be sentenced to death in Colonial America were witches!!! BTW… I am not taking ANYTHING out of the Biblical FULLEST CONTEXT! The Secular world forced the Bible based priesthood to conform to current morality standards… In due course, the same sex marriages will be determined by the secular government! The Christian clergy will have plenty of time to regulate the morality of same sex marriage the same way they do straight sex.
Reply:Social Networking? With the ever increasing attack against Christians this sounds like the latest incrementation tactics to betray brother against brother and neighbor against neighbor.